My MacBook has seen better days. I’ve had to deal with everything from a dead battery, random shut downs, and a broken cd drive. My girlfriend has figured out that if the chord comes out, my laptop turns off. So if she thinks I’m spending too much time on the computer working and not giving her enough attention, she knocks my chord out, therefor turning it off, and losing anything I was working on. It’s definitely not a pleasant situation for me. I’ve decided that I want to destroy my MacBook, but it’s the only thing I have to work on. So I’m going to ask YOU, friends, to donate 10-15 dollars towards a new MacBook Pro for me. When I receive enough to purchase a new MacBook Pro, I will destroy my MacBook along with the only power my girlfriend has over me. (Destruction method by choice of readers via a survey, with video of course.)

Please help me.

In return I will laser etch all the donator’s names($10) or URLs ($15) onto the MacBook Pro. So, help me release the evil hold my girlfriend has on me, and maybe even piss her off a little bit. Get your name on my laptop to let her know who did it.